Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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