hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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