If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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