After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
