I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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