I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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