I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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