i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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