He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Randomize
