oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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