i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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