It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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