I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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