Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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