We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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