hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Can I color on your dick again?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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