Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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