coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
