i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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