Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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