They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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