Can Purell be used as lube?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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