she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
that may or may not have been my penis.
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