just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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