He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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