I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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