Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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