You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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