It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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