he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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