the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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