I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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