I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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