when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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