??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
