just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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