I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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