HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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