real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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