Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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