So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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