You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
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