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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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