the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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