a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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