I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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