Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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