Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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