would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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