so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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