i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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